I AM THE BEST NINJA EVER! THE NAME IS NARUTO UZUMAKI!
AND I OWN ALL OF YOU!
I'm here looking for all of my friends, especially Sasuke! I was walking to the store for some milk, and I suddenly ended up HERE! I'm the greatest ninja, ever, and I will be Hokage. YEAH, BELIEVE IT!
Non, non, the creator is too easy of a target. He has been set up. The true criminal must obviously be someone lurking in the shadows, someone with something to gain...